I’m probably single because I didn’t forward those chain messages when I was 10.
(via fake-mermaid)
Every time I think of the black market, I actually imagine a market, with little stalls selling illegal things like nuclear weapons and organs.
wait, so that’s not what the black market is?
(via lgbtuptheass)
(Source: jettstetson, via i-am-the-music)
If you can’t handle me at my Lindsay Lohan then you sure as hell don’t deserve me at my Beyoncé
(via ckings)
(via arachnide)
(Source: neology, via unalluring)
